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{"type":"standard","title":"Vinkt","displaytitle":"Vinkt","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q580227","titles":{"canonical":"Vinkt","normalized":"Vinkt","display":"Vinkt"},"pageid":35671928,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/VinktLocation.svg/330px-VinktLocation.svg.png","width":320,"height":325},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/VinktLocation.svg/452px-VinktLocation.svg.png","width":452,"height":459},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285139339","tid":"62f5f827-1725-11f0-bff7-85ff977d20ff","timestamp":"2025-04-11T22:36:19Z","description":"Village in Belgium","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.00805556,"lon":3.47861111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkt","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkt?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vinkt"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkt","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Vinkt","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vinkt"}},"extract":"Vinkt is a village in the Belgian province of East Flanders and is a submunicipality of Deinze. It was an independent municipality until the municipal reorganization of 1977. The village is located on the border with West Flanders, at the intersection of the N409 road from Aalter to Deinze and the road from Aarsele to Nevele. The village had 1304 inhabitants in 1981.","extract_html":"
Vinkt is a village in the Belgian province of East Flanders and is a submunicipality of Deinze. It was an independent municipality until the municipal reorganization of 1977. The village is located on the border with West Flanders, at the intersection of the N409 road from Aalter to Deinze and the road from Aarsele to Nevele. The village had 1304 inhabitants in 1981.
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