{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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